In my travels on the internet I have stumbled across something that I think is wonderful. There is a collection of very strange wedding photos that have been photoshopped. I can't tell if these are serious or not though. There is something about it being Russian that makes me think they are completely real and that might just be my cold war judgement.
This is awesome. She is like an angel flying through the clouds while he is on the ground waiting for her to swoop into his arms. She may also be flying away and he's pleading for her to come back to him.
Theres is a creepy trend among these pictures where one of the partners is made tiny and subject to the will of the larger. In this case she is a delicate angel that he holds with care. He also looks like it is low tide and the smell is getting to him. She could also be smelly, cause delicate holding is also how you treat a full diaper. He is holding her pretty far from his face.
These two are also in the tiny person is in big trouble category. In the top picture, she looks like she is forcing him to climb into her shoe. He struggles to please her while she laughs at how tiny and ineffective his technique is. For some reason he has to use the heel when he could probably just walk up the front, probably because now that they are married he if finding out how sadistic she can be. The second picture is just evil. She is a giant black widow who marries and then crushes her tiny husbands. She is just full of giggles to be aligatoring her husband to death.
These last two are better than the others, but only because they are at least nice even though they are cheesy as all get out. I'm sure that tiny bride and groom are about to drunk down in one gulp by another more sadistic marrying couple, but they at least are dying together and at peace with it. They aren't torturing each other first and then feeding one to a giant. This is probably part of some crazy Russian bureaucrat's elaborate and excessive wedding with the people's money and his former model/escort wife will only drink champagne that has been lawfully wedded. The second picture is just sappy in the worst sort of mall photo booth way. I just hope they didn't have to pay for it and that this took place in 1994.
I don't know much about photography and even less about wedding photos. I'm guessing this isn't typical in America, but may be all the rage in Eastern Europe. But now I'm torn. Having perused a good selection of these photos; I don't know if I want at least one or for the whole album to be like this. I'm kidding about the album, but it might be hilarious to get a cheeztastic photo like one of these. I just don't think Megan could ever get on board.
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I cannot account for the taste level of the rest of the website. I only looked at this page and the pictures.
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